Michael Jackson

"We burnt down Michael Jackson's house."

-Captain Sauce

Before episode 1
Sometime in the past, Michael moved into a house in Oasis Springs.

In the main series
In the second episode, Michael finds that, after returning home from work, his home home has been burnt down. After fixing everything, he ranted at the TV about how football was better than soccer. Kevin soon came to his house and tried to tell him that llamas were behind the fire, but Michael didn't believe him.

Kevin Sauce
Michael does not like Kevin, as the latter was responsible for burning down Michael's house.

Personality and Traits
Michael is a fan of baseball and football, but dislikes soccer. Perhaps he even plays one of these sports himself.